Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Episode 42: A Little Viagra

I bet you all know how easily available the drugs to 'enhance' the 'sexual experience' are these days. You know the ones that help a man last longer, get his thing up and maintain it up there. And the others that are supposed increase ‘sensitivity’ and make a man taste the love in love making. An article or two I have read in the newspapers have implied that the increased use of the drugs is a result of the present lifestyle which takes toil on the sex hormones, organs and emotions. Lifestyle here is taken to mean drinking, smoking, junk food and certainly chewing of miraa and gawks. But then one of the larger signposts of the present times; the pressure to achieve and the crucification of failures must be contributing to making the drugs a favorite of many men. Anxiety has always been a classical cause of impotence. As to why a man would be anxious while with a prostitute, as many presently are, is another discussion all together.

The increase in the use of the drugs has corresponded with a decrease in the shame of using them. They have become more like condoms. There are many men who pop the drugs in my presence. I usually don't ask questions and the men don't provide answers. But I always wonder do they openly use the drugs while with their girls? Or is it easier to do it with me because there is no sexual shame when with a prostitute? The most discreet of the men will want to give me an impression that they are swallowing painkillers and not performance boosters. Thus when driving to a hotel, a man will say something like “I am having a headache" then proceed to swallow the tablets which look nothing like Panadol or Hedex. Sometimes when I want to sound cheeky, I will say “Which head? “ And seeing the client’s expression change to disturbed, I say “Just kidding”

About ten days ago a man picked me around 2am. He looked in his mid thirties, was shorter than me and wore a broken suit. He was slightly drunk and as we drove to a hotel in the Parklands area he kept cracking the kind of jokes that many men tell prostitutes; simple, dirty and predictable. Somehow at that hour the jokes sound funny; the haha funny and not “that is a smart one” funny. At the hotel reception he bought himself a Redbull and a liter of water for me before we climbed to the third floor.

Inside the room the man sat on the bed, and opened his Redbull. I sat on a chair and waited. With time I have known not to undress before a man gives me a hint to do so, for there are men who find so much pleasure in removing my clothes and it would be to my disadvantage if I denied them the joy. From his trouser pocket the removed two tablets which were wrapped in a yellow receipt. “A little Viagra" he said laughing. Of course Viagra is what lots of men call all those boosters. I didn't catch a proper glimpse of the tabs but I prayed they were not a herbal brand of boosters girls here have nicknamed rocket because they make men fly.  I think rocket makes a man produce so much testosterone, because as stories go a man who has swallowed the pills becomes some sort of animal; high and wild. It’s almost impossible for a girl to satisfy such a man. The saddest thing is that some men don't remember the sexual experience very well after the effects have worn out.


The man didn’t go high but lay in bed with his feet still on the floor; it’s the position many men lay when they want a girl to start working on them. All these took about ten minutes. I stood up and wore my sex look. But as I was going for the man, I noticed his eyes were closed and he was breathing  in an unusually heavy manner. I shook him, but he didn’t respond. His breathing got worse, and some sort of foam started oozing from his mouth. Sometimes when a man has been given a slightly excess dose of sedatives reacts in the same way, and that's the point a girl frisks a his pocket and walks out. At least with sedatives one is sure a man will wake up, no matter how long it takes. The smart thing at that moment would have been to look for the man's wallet, pick some or all the cash and then leave. But what if the man died? I would be blamed for it.  The policemen are most likely to come looking for clues on the Street like they always do. Some girls are even rumored to be police informers. Though many girls will swear they can take a bullet for each other, I know when push comes to shove its everybody for herself. And of course there are girls who don't like me and would be first to say I went with the particular man. Girls and watchmen remember very well who goes with who or in what car.

I took a bath towel soaked it in water and placed it on the man's forehead, but nothing about him changed. He then started throwing fits and I thought for sure he was going to die. I decided to go inform the hotel staff. I am able to give an impression of calmness even when my inside is burning. I stood in front of the mirror, and decided not to look so calm; that might make one think that I was okay with what was happening; panicking on the other hand would make me look guilty. I settled for something in between. I walked out of the room and took stairs to the reception. The receptionist was a girl in his early twenties obviously very sleepy. She brightened up when I explained what had happened. I didn’t mention the tablets to her. She called the manager of the hotel. I don't know what instructions the manager gave, but the girl excused herself and walked outside. The next thing I saw was a watchman coming to the hotel lobby behind the receptionist. She came back to her desk where I was still standing and told me to wait for the manager. Rather than wait for the manger, I opted to go back to the room and check on my would be client. “The manager said you should not go back to the room until he comes". The receptionist said. “Why?" I asked. “He just said that". The girl replied. The watchman approached. I was already a suspect.

The manger came after about ten minutes accompanied by two other men who I guessed were waiters. The latter looked very excited. The manager didn’t even bother to say a greeting to me. “What happened?" he asked obviously trying to sound tough. Calmly I explained what had happened; omitting the tablets and the fact that the man had picked me from the Street . Saying I was a prostitute would definitely make things worse. “Who are you to him?" he asked. I grunted and started climbing the stairs. All of them followed me.

I opened the door of the room, and the man was still lying in the same position but in a worse condition. His mouth and face were covered with the foam like substance. His breathing was now in gasps similar to hiccups. “What happened? “The manager asked a second time. “Get a doctor.” I said, going to where the man was. “How did it start?" the manager persisted. “Get a doctor" I shouted “The man took some tablets”. The manager looked at me then lowered his voice cop in a movie style “What did you give him?". Huh tablets are only associated with drugging prostitutes.

"Lock her up" the manager said. I was not entirely surprised.  And quite enthusiastically the watchman and two waiters grabbed me.  “I am not running away" I said, trying to free my hands. “We can never know" the watchman said, pushing me with his rungu to the second floor. I was thrown inside a small dark room, filled with detergents. “You will never drug another man again" One of the waiters said as he switched off the lights.

I sat on the floor. For a moment I thought of escape but banished the idea after deciding I don't want to live on the run. I then pictured myself in a police cell, then in court charged with murder, and then my life in prison. I was scared. I was sure the man would die because the manager looked so indecisive and slow to action. Would a postmortem establish that the man had swallowed the tablets voluntarily? If at all they were the cause of his condition.


The door was opened some minutes past six in the morning. And there was the manager, the waiters, watchman and the man who was to be my client staring at me. He had lost his shine, and looked confused.

“You are lucky “said the manager. I walked out without saying a word to anyone.



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40 comments:

  1. Haha!! which head?!!!they obviously dont have a sense of humour...and that rocket sounds dangerous.there is affirmative action tho,you,Cheupe and your friends take to the streets and have it banned haha!!

    Abby

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  2. Now this brings back the flavor of Sue, it cracked me up and you still have it..it must have been his first time to pop them..obviously you never got paid, what a wasted night..

    Just Me!

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  3. I stood up and wore my sex look. what does that look like hehehe

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  4. I almost thought i was in the midist of a movie.Thanx to God u tried assisting the client,but how will u ever convince the hotel staff that u were innocent. I almost thought i was in the midist of a movie.Thanx to God u tried assisting the client,but how will u ever convince the hotel staff that u were innocent.

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  5. Whew. A close one. Thank God you are all OK.

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  7. clearly the story is taking more depth in the kind of work you do.
    it's easy for us to point-out/read about the nightrunners like you sue, not knowing that one night could be the end of you.
    I mean, how many times do you visit the site and you don't find a new post and you go like "what's wrong with this b*tch!" when actually you been in a very b*tchy situation like this one.
    now more than ever has your blog shown that you do have a commitment to this blog, and that you do intend to create a picture to the mainstream masses what really transpires.
    for that, I commend your effort Sue.
    Wonderman

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  8. You do have a good heart Sue..and you are brave. Whyever you subject yourself to this seemingly unpleasant lifestyle I don't know. But I applaud you for sharing your talent.

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  9. Mungu wangu! Hii kazi ni ngumu kweli. That was the last thing I could have imagined to happen to Sue! I mean, I know it happens to girls, usually with older and more frail elderly men... My heartfelt condolences to Sue and to the poor man's family. What if he died and they carry out an autopsy and decide that Sue killed the fella? Money has to be made come what may, lakini umalaya inaonekana is a bit too dangerous I think.

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  10. Wah, hii ni noma! But you din finish! What happened? Did the guy speak to you? Said what?

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  11. Abby I don't think they shld take to the streets..if anything th 'rocket' shld b given free. #jussayin.

    Sue ur narrating skills are unmatched..th flow of thought, wit and humor. Keep writin but if I shld insist on sth ur identity remains one of ur strongest allure. Keep it that. Mystery sells.
    J.

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  12. Well its a very dangoures job because you`re suspisious anyway.

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  13. Oh wow. I'm glad that you are OK Sue. Maybe it was the combination of the Redbull and pills that resulted in a horrible reaction. Maybe the pills were just horrible-period. I wonder if you charge clients who decide to use the pill more or not. That's such an unpredictable risk on your part. Definitely worth a couple more bucks if you ask me, kinda like charging 21 year olds more for renting a car b/c we know they have more accidents.

    six at 21.

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  14. just read your piece in the up magazine .... quote of the year "Fake accents depress. Real money impresses"

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  15. Wonderful piece again Sue.... I think that was a super courageous but most stupid thing to do though, I do understand that you didn't want to leave the man lest he dies... Im just thinking the price would have been too great to pay for nothing of your doing. I think picking a number from the reception and calling them once outside the hotel to inform them was safer... All the same it ended well (at least for your client)... would not say the same for you... You're such an amazing character Sue, keep it up.

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  16. Whoever you are..prostitute or not...you are AWESOME!

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  17. What you did was impressive. It takes a good man with a right sense of reason to do what you did especially given that the man did that to himself and you were aware of the consequences. For all it's worth, God bless you!

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  18. this chick's diary ran out of ideas, its time she picked some draft paper and started penning out some (fictional) novel

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  20. Hi Sue,what an experience! The way you manage tension here is amazing. My heart was going over 100. We need more writers like you because lots of stuff is happening in this country

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