Monday, January 3, 2011

Episode 1: I can't Feel Your Thing

Men in there in their twenties and thirties are a weird lot. They are most likely to swindle a prostitute for no good reason other than thinking its macho to do so.  They are also with lots of ego problems. They want a girl to scream, moan and cry in bed; it makes them feel on top of the world. When a girl is indifferent they feel lesser men; and that’s their Achilles’ heel. A man picked me up yesterday, near Kengeles, around one in the morning. We agreed on a figure of two thousand shillings, only to get to his house and say he only had half the amount. At that hour of the night, in an isolated Kabete neighborhood there wasn’t much I could do. I wasn’t sure whether he was lying but by virtue of his age, he looked early thirties, probably he was.

So I didn’t fake an orgasm, like I usually do. I just stared blankly at the man as he panted, thrusting on top of me. Not a sound left my mouth, my body didn’t twitch and I didn’t smile. It was my way of getting back at him for shortchanging me.  A I was clapping inside, looking at him getting frustrated on realizing he was not having any effect on me. Not that men tickle me much. Like they say, it’s all in the brain. When you are like me; having sex everyday, with different men, without the slightest of passion then sex loses its flavor. Of course on one or two occasions I get lost into the act and have fun, but those are rare moments.

But I have to make good men feel great. I fake the pleasure; I wiggle ,get into fits and cry out their name. Do that to a man and he won’t feel a pinch when you ask for more cash. He is also more likely to be a regular. From about two years of practice I have noted men react in two ways when a girl is indifferent. First and  most likely; the man will dislike the girl and never want to see her again. They dare not bruise their egos again. Second the man might seek to redeem himself and his ego by sleeping with the girl again, hoping and praying that the girl responds positively.

I didn’t want to see the man I was with yesterday ever again. I hated him, so I decided to hit where it hurts. At 5 in the morning after our last round of sex and ready to leave I said to him “That your thing disappears inside me, I can’t feel it at all.”


Episode 1: I Can't Feel Your Thing
Episode 2: Why Should I Not Open My Legs
Episode 3: Anything at The Right Price
Episode 4: Survival of The Species
Episode 5: Let The Pee Flow
Episode 6: Just Call Me Malaya
Episode 8: In Five Years
Episode 9: When Sex is No Longer Sin
Episode 10: The Spiritual Role of A Prostitute
Episode 11: Of Coming Out of the Closet
Episode 12: Too Tight For Men
Episode 13: We Don't Break Up Families
Episode 14: Why I Chose The Street
Of A Bucket, A Kid & A Brand

And on and on upto over 40 posts.

67 comments:

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  2. hahaha..you are one mean girl.

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  3. men react in two ways when a girl is indifferent...hehehe, I like the way you tell your story. xxx

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  4. Thanks everyone. Yeah men can be mean too.

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  5. are you really a prostitute?
    i get what you're doing, you're sensitizing the masses abt the night life, i can tell you got an amazing skill of writing and also an intelligence that quite honestly i don't expect this from a prostitute, you just spoke of short change here, aren't you short changing yourself? anyways, i'll keep on reading.
    have a good one sue

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  6. Kenyan guy who owns an Escort agency in the U.S, wont bother mentioning the name but i have a website too .
    I came across your blog and wow ! if that's you in the picture then me and you can build an empire together.Get in touch with me , i have actually thought of expanding my agency to Africa and Dubai to get high profile clientele.
    We need to talk .

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  7. hi sue, it's wonderman(2nd post, 1st was as anonymous- 2 posts above this) here
    could you please have a twitter account, this way you update your users abt the upcoming blogs.

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  8. Unprotected sex!!! Pliz come out of stone age!Buuuurreeeeeee Kaaabbbbiiiisssaaaa!

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  9. Hey Anon with the Escort Agency, where did you see Sue's picture? It is almost certainly not her in the picture you talk about, but it won't hurt to have a visual aid.
    It takes a brave woman to insult a man's equipment.

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  10. this is so point on! Great!

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  11. Dayum!!ur a mean one!...but it's all good

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  12. I would have told you to get your overused bucket out of my house with punches and slaps yu whore,at 2.00am,and unleashed watchmen to you who wudda torn your punany apart.

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  13. Even Ho's r blogging these days. Interesting views thou, never heard of a ho being short changed. They will abuse u until the neighbourhood knows you have short changed her. Sue is a tough one must say!

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  14. Anonymous Jan 26th 4.43am, it's men like you Sue is probably writing about. Lay your hands on a woman and then set your watchmen on her to rape her? What a charmer.

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  15. Anonymous on January 27,2011 6:53 AM ,What business has a whore got to do not pleasuring me yet i wil pay her....Kwanza me,i never pay them..I just pick you,munch you like 15 raos and throw you out,like the tissue you are.I dont even let you shower,i make you go with a stinky punany all the way home...There is one i met at f2,imagine she asked me 4 7k a night..by the way i bought viagra and staffed her 20 raos,then i chapaad her the next morning she left with a swollen face!!!Why charge for a punany that God gave you for free????*puts on an evil smile*

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  16. this is pure crap!!!!!!!!!!

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  17. Hehe I like that you make men feel like crap!!!!!!ata mimi hiyo ya "I dont feel your thing"naitumia.I bet this guy who has to take viagra to rise up to the ocasion is feeling pretty manly,boasting of how he beat up a woman!!love your work Sue.BFF

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  18. Someone shared this with me today..and all day at work this I went through all your blogs! :) I was just cooked ...like crack to a crack-head..Haaa..
    Its entertaining , captivating, provoking ...
    it makes me catch myself as I judge...makes me think about stereo-types that we all have for each other...
    Mmmhh...waiting for me

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  19. Tooo funny ,....n too honest... LMAO>..

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  20. Nice post hoe, keep digging in, and spread your legs even wide.

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  21. This is the most shameless man alive. Who in 2011 talks like this???: "Kwanza me,i never pay them" take your broke ass to shags
    "There is one i met at f2,imagine she asked me 4 7k a night." yeah 7k. It's her biashara if you can't afford it go to Luthuli u shady ass...
    "Why charge for a punany that God gave you for free?" dude ur buying sex.. oops your stealing sex.. no chick out of the 17 million in Kenya can give u ass?? then your the sorriest asshole alive nkt!! get some manners

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  22. I just admire ur english..tell ur friends hapo k-street al be looking for you so that when i show up they dont tukana me nijidharau....nataka tu handshake..ad kill myself if u just stared back at me

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  23. @anon 9.32am

    I feel sorry for you that no woman is willing to give you for free, you must be one lousy lay with an equally lousy personality. Why would you imagine it manly to rob a woman what God gave her to do whatever she wanted to do with including sell if she so chose to?

    @Sue great writing!!!

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  24. I am the anon @ 9.32am, and in my life i have bedded well over 2000 chicas...Thing is ,all pussies are the same, there is no sweeter one.I usually decieve campus gals with my flossy lifestyle, then when they follow me i chapa them like 15 raos(whole night)...then i wake them up after the last one and tell them,my wife is coming you gotta go.And i dont give them a shilling...Then go to this upcoming career women,esp bankers..esp the ones in sales.I pretend i want a loan,show them my payslip and its a key to my house where the inevitable happens..So by the time i am reaching a ho who wants 10k a night, its usually an afrodisiac coz WHY,WHY are you chargin me for what God gave you 4 free.As i am writing now, am from throwing one out 2nite @ 3.00 for refusing me an oral.Why are you peddling yourself if you cannot give me something as easy as 1,2,3.

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  25. tushauriane_online@yahoo.comFebruary 6, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Hi Sue,
    First, let me say you are one of the greatest story tellers of our time. Your flow of thought is seamless and as a person who habour dreams about writting I admire the artisty in ur writting.

    Your topics are essentially very provocative, they arouse mixed feeling, do I judge you? Do I take pride in the openness and freedom of expression that we enjoy in Kenya? Is it responsible that you can put life in danger every n8?...

    This is a piece of literary genius in 2011 NMG are you reading this????

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  26. Seriously sue,i would date you just for your personality,i can't say you are exceptional when it comes to being bright or something,you are just a normal person with the ability to express yourself eloquently.But also consider the risk involved dear.i really like your blog.

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  27. @ 9:32a.m, huz the ho now? Lolest! Sue, gud job!

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  28. your writing skills....n prostitution do not come hand in hand....this my first read of ur work

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  29. in episode 3 u say that u would trick a man to have unproteccted sex with you so that he could plant his seed insde you for u to have a kid.that is the most selfish thing u whore to endanger an inocent man for ur own selfish gains u dirty bitch so that u could a bring a kid so that it could suffer bcoz its mother is a prostitute.u disgust me u dirty prostite nd i hop il neva meet someone lik u EVER

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  30. hey sue, but why do girls do this,i mean two thousand or more is not worth there purity and self pride.
    (No judgement at all),plis enlighten me

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  31. i love your angle, and artisty expressed in all your writing. i love how seamless it is. flawless,in expression. and to those a-holes out there who short change the gals in sue's business, you simply are the scum of the earth.i love your blog sue and i love your articles.

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  32. The virtues of the Internet is that it doesn't have the rigid boundaries we set for ourselves in society. It let's us be whoever we want to be regardless of what we are/do in real life. Here, we just let the creative juices flow.

    If I could borrow a quote from Shakespeare: "Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence."

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  33. Prostitutes are not neccessarily dumb people, they are just people trying to earn a check. If you were in my composition class you'd have earned yourself an A for an interesting piece. Maybe you should hook up with the guy who wrote "My Life in Crime," and earn yourself some legit cash.

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  34. aye,prostitutes could be law graduates with no jobs,economists,journalists but they r tyna get ends meet,get some paper...so am not puzzled by this gals prowess in words,she could be a lawyer bt jobless etc..Anyway 4 heavens sake,why should i pick up a prostritute and go to please her in bed??Just do ma rounds give her money and leave her..I pay 4 my pleasure and surely not hers..some got so baggy pussies(Mtaro)so fucking them is like self masturbation..damn the guys who wanna gauge their sexual prowess with a prostitute!!..

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  35. I like the way you do your business. An eye for an eye! great work.

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  36. I love tell tell tales....

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  37. A Hooker is a working woman commonly despised by people who sell themselves for even less.
    Some of the comments here are proof of such idiots and these prime samples of natural deselection would have made a suitable addition to Torquemada's inquisition team.

    Keep it comming Sue

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  38. If u dont like this y r u reading in the first place!about mtaro's,thats gross!u were born by a woman,probably u have a sister n female cousins n they all got pussy!labuda zao ni makasuku!keep off unabore!

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  39. Hi sue... Good stuff. Keep writing. Btw how can i get intouch with that guy that posted a comment on jan 23rd 2011 at 4:07am. Kindly get back to me

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  40. for how long are you gonna do this? kitu ni harambee tusaindiane!!!!!!!!1

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  41. Hahahaha!!! I love. love, love this blog.

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  42. Confessions about the profession. Interesting. Keep it up (sorry, forgot you don't have "it" so can't possibly keep it up).

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  43. It is truly unbelievable that you can have such a thought provoking blog. I'm impressed and wish you well. Keep them coming... they are a delightful read.

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  44. those of u thinking this is a prostitute u dumbasses no pro got time for this type of bullshit.creative writing though

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  45. nice job sue! it comes with a breathe of air mpya. I haven't read such good writing skills, down to earth, expressive --with an attitude "get my point"--and yes you come out as someone who is really educated and now looking for something else do. And what a great way of doing something else out there. I love what you are writing about. You inspire and you get lots of respect for us out there.

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  46. ouch...now that was definitely below the belt..sue of course thinks otherwise..well,dudes love their sex,u gotta give it to them u knw...n yes, chicks knw that and manipulate us based on that fact...sadly,men have very little control over how they react when they get manipulated in this way...coz you see,sex is engineered into our ego system...love it or hate...but yes,neither does sue have an advantage over how she can react either..lifez a bitch huh...

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  47. Hehe. That idiot who claims to have bedded 2000 chicks really thinks he is god's gift to mankind. If his penis was the size of his ego maybe one of the 2000 chicks could remember any of this lol

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  48. Great story!!
    All women are whores. some of us just dont pay to dish it out.

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  49. @Anon 9:32
    15 raos in a night??? Nway ur givin the playas circle a bad name, treat ur women right and they'll refer u to pals rather than solicit hoochies all over the place!

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  50. I don knw why pple hate accepting the reality bt thn go gal coz u r telling the truth thts alwz vwy bitter!!!!!!!

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  51. Good work Sue..

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  52. Good work Sue..

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  53. Nice story, I believe you have me hooked. . .:-)

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  54. i'd not be surprised if I discovered this blogger was a guy. Are you sure ur name is Sue?

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  55. u r 4 real!!! do your thing!! Kick ass whenever necessary, u live in the real world!

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  56. I am 100% you are a man.

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  57. I came across your blog when I was looking for more sex worker bloggers, as I am a sex worker in North America and I have started blogging myself I mostly advertise online for business, and screen my clients, I visit them in hotels or they come to me so we definitely have different stories when it comes to sex work

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